Hey my bitches!
This is gonna be one of those posts where momma preaches, so sit your ass down and listen up, unless you want a spanking! (I’ll do that if you want, and you’re cute… hit me up!)
First of all, you know your little Candy Minge (okay not so little) loves her hardcore gay porn. I’m not ashamed to admit it, and you’d know that if you’ve been here for more than five seconds.
But there’s a storm a commin’
You see, there’s this millionaire business tycoon Called Stuart Lawley who managed to weasel his way into the porn world on the internet. You know I guess he’s like one of those religious preachers who knocks at your door and then sticks their foot in there so you can’t close it? They loose that foot in my house.
Anyway, he thought it would be a great idea to start up a .XXX tld (Top Level Domain) for the whole adult world on-line. What a great way to make a whole load of cash! The problem is, a few big countries have already said they’ll block it. Now, my cock-blocking skills are pretty fast, but they moved really fast!
The other problem is that those .XXX domains cost a shit load of mulah, Stuart needs to keep himself in the lifestyle to which he is accustomed after all! So only those with that shit load of mulah can afford them. But loads of peeps have been buying them up and then blackmailing legit porn companies and threatening them with it. Boo, we hate those skanks.
As you can probably get, a lot of the adult world is in a shit storm about this and they’re all screaming on the forums. Plenty of my bro’s and ho’s in the gay porn world feel more beat up than a twink the morning after a gang-bang in a frat house.
But some companies are buying into it and supporting the .XXX fiasco too. Chi Chi, my darlin’ what the fuck?!
Yeah, it pains me to say that a babe I have admired for as long as there’s been mascara goop in my eye has gone all batshit and bought into the rip-off too. Chi Chi is supporting .XXX, and by-proxy supporting censorship and the potential destruction of everything we love about the internet (porn!)
As a lover of the porn, I am stating right here, right now, Candy Minge don’t play that, bitch! Don’t you be passing my door with your hunky muscle guys no more, I ain’t buyin’.
Candy Minge will not buy porn from any studio that supports .XXX. I won’t add any porn on my blog from a company that supports .XXX and I won’t tell any of my bitches to check out any of that shit.
To those studios that are supporting the batshit crazy .XXX, you can suck my titties and kiss my ass, bitch!
Surfers need to know about the turds on the beach, and I’ll let you know when I see them.