Hey bitches, I’m back, again.
You know, I kind of forgot about this place. Girls, that’s what one too many Mai Tai’s will do to you.
I once had a black out for three days and woke up on the back seat of a Ford Focus on my way to Mexico with a middle-aged man named Dave who it turned out had just left his wife to start a new life with me.
I wonder what happened to him after I fell out the bathroom window at the next rest stop and climbed into the cab of a truck driver?
There I go, leaving a trail of broken hearts across the country.
Where the fuck is Paddy O’Brian?
Yeah, he’s back on Twitter (no doubt to vanish again in 3…2…1…) but I haven’t seen that gorgeous cock of his in action for at least a couple of months now, and I’m starting to worry about that boy.
Has he retired?
I was reading all the news when he sucked a d for the first time in a video (well done to DickBlogs gay porn blog for calling that before it happened, you fucking genius!) but it looks like that might have been a little traumatizing for him and I don’t think he’s done anything since.
This can’t be allowed to happen.
I don’t care what it takes, we need to get this hunk back into the business asap. The world cannot exist without Paddy sharing that gorgeous muscled bod and that amazing dick on video.
In case you have no fucking idea who I’m talking about (bitch, you need a slap!) here he is in all his gorgeous glory.